i listened to medium today and that was my contribution to 4/13
wait i actually finished my homework before 8pm what did i forget
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
I’M THANKFUL FOR TALL BOYS IN BANDS WHO WEAR PANTS THAT ARE TIGHTER THAN MINE AND HAVE SMILES THAT COULD LIGHT UP THE WHOLE WORLD
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Go read Paradox Space!
PARADOX SPACE OH MY GOD
I FORGOT IT WAS 4/13 AND I’VE COMMITTED MYSELF TO DOING HOMEWORK TODAY GREAT PLANNING
how to go from elf to dwarf in under 10 seconds
grab all of your beautiful long locks
now braid them over youR CHIN
I THINK I SPEAK FOR THE ENTIRE HARRY POTTER FANDOM WHEN I SAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
Imagine poking someone on the butt with on of those. Dat shit.
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.
I am oddly glad that this can happen.